brittanakissed:

sad because you can’t watch fanfics

(Source: itsmayrabitches)

my-wifi-is-organic:

motherhonker:

DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE

Sometimes I realize it while standing.

the-vashta-nerada:

• fun fact about the human body!
• if you took the skin of an average human and laid it out
• you would have enough
• to get a pretty fucking serious criminal conviction 

I can’t understand teens nowadays.

what their idea of a fun weekend is:

mine:

how they hangout with friends:

how I hangout with friends:

they sleep around:

what I do with my time:

I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:

they’re like: 

their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:

If I did that my mother would do this:

and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL

(Source: wejussomemothafuckenkids)

brolinskeep:

AL;EKJ;fZWEKLJ;SDFKAJWED I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED

wonder-weasel:

OMGAWEFJK;DEASD

I HAVE A JOB.

I HAVE A JOB.

AT ALPINE VALLEY AND I CANNOT WAIT.

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A JOB FOREVER!

phew. Just another reason why my boyfriend is the best ever. Thanks for sending me the job app, babe~ X3

LUCKY~!!!!!!

i hope one of the places i applied to will call me back~! T_T (hopefully subway since there “now hiring”)

(Source: rschocolate)

(Source: ur-knife-my-back-my-gun-ur-head)